Brian & Regan

I had this crazy dream (I don't know what it is that I only remember ridiculous ones). So I'm at school, I think down in Honduras, but I'm a student, not a teacher. And since I'm part of the group that gives tours of our town to people when they come in I had the opportunity to give a tour to a group that was coming in. Apparently our director Megan had some friends coming in named Brian and Regan (Could this be related to Brian Regan? Maybe...) and so she asked if anybody wanted to give a tour. Of course I didn't want to but it turned out that everybody else just stood up and left. So I decided sure, I guess I can do it. Things were going fine on our tour until I realized that instead of a pair of lame people it was actually the comedian Brian Regan, only in this dream he was split into two people, and they were both females, around 24, single, and flirting with me. So naturally when they wanted to stop at the jewelery store I said yes. I was helping one of them pick out a ring for her mom when she asked, "Can I put whipped cream on your neck?" Well of course! So I go down on my knees, head down and leaning forward so that she could put whipped cream on my neck. Then the other one came over and poured hair dye into my hair. It was a bright orange throw up type color, and permanent. I forget the reason why, I think because I wouldn't take her sky diving. They were both laughing cause this was their plan all along apparently. Then there's a fire alarm so I go outside with my friends David and Cody who are suddenly there. We get into the field with everybody else, but there is some confusion where we are supposed to go. Then we get on the bus and sit right behind Megan who seems to be staring at my hair. Come to find out that her friends aren't Brian and Regan, their actual name is the Hair Stripers...go figure. So since the fire alarm is going off we decide to all head out to the hot springs for the evening. But the alarm stops before we can leave. So back inside we go for a conference that's suddenly planned. We're switching rooms all the time but when I switch rooms I can't find my shoe! And this happens in each room over and over and over. I get to the new room and can't find my shoe. Decide that I'll track it down later, then magically am wearing my shoes when I leave. Get to the next room and I don't have my shoes, blah blah blah. Why am I so bizarre?