Potty Break

Every time I take these dogs outside it's the same thing:
1) They all go running outside barking into the back corner of the fence (minus fetch dog that drops the ball at the door and waits).
2) Sausage dog grabs her stuffed animal and shakes it for a while in her mouth, then pees on it.
3) Diaper dog goes running around the whole time barking at birds in the trees, the fence, fetch dog, airplanes, helicopters, the barbecue, and the gate.
4) Water dog (now named that way for the amount of water he drinks then spits up on the floor) just stands at my feet once he's done barking at the back corner and he does nothing.
5) Fetch dog continues to play fetch despite the barking and standing going on around him.
6) Sausage is now done with her stuffed animal and tries to have a poop but is usually constipated so she just squats for a half minute. Then drags her bottom across the grass.
7) Diaper dog is now barking at a bush.
8) Fetch dog is still bringing the ball back to me.
9) Sausage is all done now and just sits in the grass awkwardly.
10) Fetch dog gets the ball, stops by the water dish for a drink, and brings it back to me to keep playing.
11) Water dog is still standing.
12) I get bored and bring the dogs in (not before putting diaper dog's diaper back on him).